Let's write about funny things - jokes, puns and stuff like that ...
How girls turn guys down and other fun stuff ...
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BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! 
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! 
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!! 
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! 
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!! 
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Here are some Murphy's Laws about ... LOVE 
What do you think about them?
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
29. Love is a hole in the heart.
36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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2008-03-17 23:13:50
Real news headlines
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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Real news headlines
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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2008-03-17 23:13:50
What is going on, I wonder?
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